word from The Dean of FDAU: My name is phil-flash and I am the Dean
of Face Down Ass Up University. FDAU University is an Internet based
girls only private school! My sole responsibility as the Dean is to
document all of the naughty things that our students do... whether
it be during class, after hours in campus apartments and or dorm rooms,
in the locker room, or at my residence during a dirty detention.